Bouncer

kyaa problem hai jo tum itnaa frustate karti ho

yeh aadat achchi nahi jo itnaa dominate karti ho

khujli karne ke liye dusre ko delegate karti ho

apne aalas ki wajah se har kisi ko late karti ho

kaun kise jhel rahaa hai yeh to sab jaante hain

kyun apne hi bewakoofi pe itnaa debate karti ho

poth kar powder chehre pe chaand banne chali tum

chaand ki roshni ko kyun tum manipulate karti ho

mujhse kehti ho ki main har kisi ko ghoortaa hoon

tum to gali ke har aawaaraa ke sangh date karti ho

agar mil gayaa hai tumko tumhaaraa Mr. Right to

kyun zamaane ko naam batane se hesitate karti ho

chaahti ho ki flight meri chhute honeymoon waali

tum to jaane ke liye bail gaadi kaa wait karti ho 

chalo maan lete hai ki hum thehre tubelight magar

kyaa tum voltage ho jo itnaa fluctuate karti ho

khud lagaati signature ki jagah anguthaa chhaap

magar zamaane ko har baat par educate karti ho

baat kaa mere buraa maano to maan bhi lenaa ji

magar baaton se tum mood kaa chocolate karti ho

udaas se chehre par bhi khulke muskaan aa jaaye

mood kaa apne baaton se change of state karti ho